If online dating profiles are to be believed, then “dive bar” no longer means what it once meant. Someone get Oxford on the phone.
You know how if you see a kool-aid stand and you buy a glass and give the kids a dollar bill and them to keep the change? Then you say, “Man this is the best Kool-Aid I’ve had all year!” That’s a small little thing for you to do, but it really brightens their day. Try to do that type of thing for adults, too.
I “made” home made sauerkraut yesterday, and I say “made” because its supposed to take 4 weeks to actually get made, so now I just have a thing of watery cabbage sitting in my kitchen, and I don’t even like sauerkraut that much so I don’t know why I’m doing this really.
Smile at yourself when you look into the mirror.
Still at the end of the every hard earned day
people find some reason to believe
The actual end of the Cold War
I thought for sure I’d be seeing all sorts of Chris Pratt SNL gifs and photo sets on my dash by now. What’s going on?